My favourite passage from P&P, Tanya 08S303

The idea of Mr. Collins, with all his solemn composure, being run away with by his feelings, made Elizabeth so near laughing, that she could not use the short pause he allowed in any attempt to stop him further, and he continued:

"My reasons for marrying are, first, that I think it a right thing for every clergyman in easy circumstances (like myself) to set the example of matrimony in his parish; secondly, that I am convinced that it will add very greatly to my happiness; and thirdly—which perhaps I ought to have mentioned earlier, that it is the particular advice and recommendation of the very noble lady whom I have the honour of calling patroness. Twice has she condescended to give me her opinion (unasked too!) on this subject; and it was but the very Saturday night before I left Hunsford—between our pools at quadrille, while Mrs. Jenkinson was arranging Miss de Bourgh's footstool, that she said, 'Mr. Collins, you must marry. A clergyman like you must marry. Choose properly, choose a gentlewoman for MY sake; and for your OWN, let her be an active, useful sort of person, not brought up high, but able to make a small income go a good way. This is my advice. Find such a woman as soon as you can, bring her to Hunsford, and I will visit her.' Allow me, by the way, to observe, my fair cousin, that I do not reckon the notice and kindness of Lady Catherine De Bourgh as among the least of the advantages in my power to offer. You will find her manners beyond anything I can describe; and your wit and vivacity, I think, must be acceptable to her, especially when tempered with the silence and respect which her rank will inevitably excite. Thus much for my general intention in favour of matrimony; it remains to be told why my views were directed towards Longbourn instead of my own neighbourhood, where I can assure you there are many amiable young women. But the fact is, that being, as I am, to inherit this estate after the death of your honoured father (who, however, may live many years longer), I could not satisfy myself without resolving to choose a wife from among his daughters, that the loss to them might be as little as possible, when the melancholy event takes place—which, however, as I have already said, may not be for several years. This has been my motive, my fair cousin, and I flatter myself it will not sink me in your esteem. And now nothing remains but for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection. To fortune I am perfectly indifferent, and shall make no demand of that nature on your father, since I am well aware that it could not be complied with; and that one thousand pounds in the four per cents, which will not be yours till after your mother's decease, is all that you may ever be entitled to. On that head, therefore, I shall be uniformly silent; and you may assure yourself that no ungenerous reproach shall ever pass my lips when we are married."

Mr Collins is one of my favourite characters in P&P as he injects much humour into the novel. What makes it even funnier is that he is unintentionally comical,as seen in his attempt to propose to Elizabeth. Instead of trying to woo Elizabeth by being romantic, he gives a mundane list of reasons why he chose her as a suitable wife for him. He also constantly brings up Lady Catherine De Bourgh, stating her urging Mr Collins to get married as one of the main reasons why he decided to find himself a wife. His unromantic and unflattering proposal to Elizabeth, who is of the opinion that people should marry for love, makes the reader laugh, as they feel sorry and uncomfortable for Elizabeth, and amused by Mr Collins.

Mr Collins mentioning that "no ungenerous reproach shall ever pass my lips when we are married" shows the reader tha he assumes that Elizabeth will not refuse his "tempting" offer, showing how self-assured he is. His manner of speech in the passage, and the rest of the novel also serves to shed some light on his pompous nature,which in turn, amuses the reader even more, making him arguably the most comical character in the book, apart from the frivolous Mrs Bennet.